I hope my book of life ingeandikwa na kalamu ya mate kuna ka place nafaa kuvuta

Mato niki refu kuliko mutura ya soko mjinga itabidi apuguzwe na rungu ya masaai

Unaringa unadhani nitakuwaza……unashtukia nishakusahau

Wale mnaopima UKIMWI kila baada ya miezi mitatu waga mnataka nini????

My future wife si uje ama nifungue butchery na hizi ngombe za dowry

When she’s hot as fuck but flopo eore a nkga legano 😒😒 you’ll end up saying things like “etlwa colgate Continue Reading..

Ati nyinyi ni wengi hadi mama anapiga chapo moja alafu zingine zinawekwa photocopy

Kama huna pesa punguza kitambi we are tired of respecting wrong people